Some might say I’m “nosey” or a busybody. To them I say, I’m just a good nephew.

My uncle Milton is innocent. And I know one of these seven people are behind this whole ordeal.

These 7 persons of interest (POI) all have motives. And each of us board members have ties to at least 1 of them and could have stolen the IP for them! I’ve done my research.

I introduce you to the 7 Deadly Motives of the POI:

Motive 1: PRIDE

Augustus Curoc would love nothing more than to see Uncle Milton in jail after MBI acquired Curoc Co. and removed Curoc’s name from EVERYTHING (against his express wishes).

Motive 2: ENVY

Kevin Jow has been obsessed with Aunt Christa since they dated briefly in the ’90s. He is INSANE and thinks that if Milton is in prison, he has a chance with Christa.

Motive 3: GREED

Lisa Burbank stole millions from the company and Uncle Milton whistle-blew on her. She served a 5 year sentence is prison, and could have been plotting this frame-job for the last 5 years. AND she was just released a month before the heist!

Motive 4: GLUTTONNY

Allison Fender was discharged from MBI for extravagant expense reporting. She was formally disciplined three times prior to this.

Motive 5: ANGER

Arlene Puddy was Uncle Milton’s driver, but he was forced to let her go after numerous road rage incidents.

Motive 6: LUST

No one knows the specifics, but my cousin Freddy Lemons was discharged by Uncle Milton himself. Knowing Freddy, he was probably harassing employees. Uncle Milton is a steel trap so I’m not sure exactly what went down.

Motive 7: SLOTH

Aaron Golden currently works in the mail room. He was Uncle Milton’s personal assistant, but was let go from that post after being caught on several instances playing Minesweeper instead of doing tasks he was asked to do. He’s probably too lazy to seek vengeance, but you never know.

Whodunnit?!